As we said somewhere else, Lazme is for the smart lads and lasses. It works like a code and things are not plain vanilla straightforward.

Cardinal Rules:
You always send messages to 60777.
lazme is the first word of every SMS.
The mobile number format is 44******* ; So 07712333456 is to be used as 447712333456 anytime we say, mobile number.
You can type in capital or small letters (upper or lower case).

1.) Registration: This is to get a lazme number, without which you can't send messages.
(Let's assume my UK mobile number is 07812345678 )

Step 1: Send the following message to 60777:
Lazme REG 447812345678
CAUTION: Write your mobile number, not this mobile number (447812345678). We shall send you a confirmation code (e.g. 12345). If you agree to the terms and conditions on our website then..

Step 2: Send the following message to 60777:
Lazme confirm 447812345678 12345
CAUTION: Write your confirmation code and your mobile number, not this mobile number (447812345678) and this confirmation code (12345)

Voila!! We will send you your lazme number and a password for this website so that you can change your profile and preferences

2.) Sending Messages:
Now assume that your lazme number is 33434 and you want to send a message (How r u) anonymously to 447712312345

Send the following message to 60777:
Lazme 447712312345 33434 How r u
Ain't that simple?
CAUTION: Destination number first and then your lazme number and then the message

Now assume that a lass gave you her lazme number 22343 and you want to text her

Send the following message to 60777:
Lazme 22343 33434 Free for lunch?
CAUTION: Destination lazme number first and then your lazme number and then the message

3.) Getting another lazme number/alias:

Send the following message to 60777:
Lazme alias 447812345678
CAUTION: Use your mobile number and not 447812345678

4.) Block: Let's say lazme number 22343 is bugging you (33434) and you want to block it

Send the following message to 60777:
Lazme block 33434 22343
CAUTION: First number is your lazme number and the second number is the lazme number you wish to block. Once any of their lazme numbers is blocked the sender can not use any of their other lazme numbers to bug you. So the sender would not be able to contact you again

In case you wish to unblock, please log into our website to unblock

5.) Lost your password for the website:

Send the following message to 60777:
Lazme lostpassword 447812345678
CAUTION: Write your mobile number and not 447812345678